Author Topic: Food for thought  (Read 254 times)

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March 18, 2017, 08:34:45 AM

Offline Jed

Strawberries, champagne and a cuffed nude girl in your room.  I knew in advance this was a luxury hotel, but I'm very impressed with the extra amenities.

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March 18, 2017, 08:35:18 AM
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The first step in making wine is crushing the grapes, and she's putting them right where they would end up crushed.



March 18, 2017, 08:53:03 AM
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Now this could end up spicy

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March 18, 2017, 10:11:32 AM
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The doctor said she had a yeast infection, and always being a practical girl. . . . .



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March 18, 2017, 10:13:56 AM
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Even though you can't see her face, I'm guessing a coke and a smile.



March 18, 2017, 10:19:04 AM
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I don't think a man can watch a pretty girl eating a banana without both getting an erection and yet wincing every time she bites.



March 18, 2017, 10:20:26 AM
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March 18, 2017, 10:22:24 AM
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March 18, 2017, 10:22:46 AM
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At least the cucumber is practicing safe sex by using a condom.

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March 18, 2017, 10:23:16 AM
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This girl seems to be working her way through the entire contents of the refrigerator.  I wonder how it will go when she finds the frozen pork loin in the freezer?

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March 18, 2017, 10:23:51 AM
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Is this what they mean by corn-holing?



March 18, 2017, 10:26:07 AM
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Cucumber DP, and where's the condoms this time?

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March 18, 2017, 10:29:24 AM
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Bananas seem to be a recurring theme.

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HEY!!  It's not a competition!  But if it was, you won.



March 18, 2017, 06:17:04 PM
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The doctor said she had a yeast infection, and always being a practical girl. . . . .



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Okay, I'm not going to be able to eat home made bread for a while!

March 18, 2017, 06:19:06 PM
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At least the cucumber is practicing safe sex by using a condom.

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Dear???? Where'd that fresh cucumber go I just bought. I'm dying for some cucumber sandwiches!......Dear???

March 18, 2017, 06:20:38 PM
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Bananas seem to be a recurring theme.

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HEY!!  It's not a competition!  But if it was, you won.



When you don't have the counter space for a banana hammock, you have to improvise.

March 20, 2017, 09:22:28 PM
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March 22, 2017, 10:22:03 PM
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I usually use an egg wash coating when making eggplant Parmesan, but I'm open to new recipes.

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March 25, 2017, 08:05:07 AM
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Enough gummy worms for everyone!






March 26, 2017, 09:23:33 AM
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