Author Topic: Food for thought (Read 3389 times)

Jed · March 18, 2017, 08:34:45 AM

Strawberries, champagne and a cuffed nude girl in your room. I knew in advance this was a luxury hotel, but I'm very impressed with the extra amenities.

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 08:35:18 AM

The first step in making wine is crushing the grapes, and she's putting them right where they would end up crushed.

Jed · March 18, 2017, 08:53:03 AM

Now this could end up spicy

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:11:32 AM

The doctor said she had a yeast infection, and always being a practical girl. . . . .

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:13:56 AM

Even though you can't see her face, I'm guessing a coke and a smile.

Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:19:04 AM

I don't think a man can watch a pretty girl eating a banana without both getting an erection and yet wincing every time she bites.

Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:20:26 AM

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:22:46 AM

At least the cucumber is practicing safe sex by using a condom.

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:23:16 AM

This girl seems to be working her way through the entire contents of the refrigerator. I wonder how it will go when she finds the frozen pork loin in the freezer?

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:23:51 AM

Is this what they mean by corn-holing?

Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:26:07 AM

Cucumber DP, and where's the condoms this time?

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Jed · March 18, 2017, 10:29:24 AM

Bananas seem to be a recurring theme.

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HEY!! It's not a competition! But if it was, you won.

vile8r · March 18, 2017, 06:17:04 PM

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The doctor said she had a yeast infection, and always being a practical girl. . . . .

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Okay, I'm not going to be able to eat home made bread for a while!

vile8r · March 18, 2017, 06:19:06 PM

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At least the cucumber is practicing safe sex by using a condom.

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Dear?

Where'd that fresh cucumber go I just bought. I'm dying for some cucumber sandwiches!......Dear???

vile8r · March 18, 2017, 06:20:38 PM

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Bananas seem to be a recurring theme.

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HEY!! It's not a competition! But if it was, you won.

When you don't have the counter space for a banana hammock, you have to improvise.

Jed · March 20, 2017, 09:22:28 PM

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Jed · March 22, 2017, 10:22:03 PM

I usually use an egg wash coating when making eggplant Parmesan, but I'm open to new recipes.

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Jed · March 25, 2017, 08:05:07 AM

Enough gummy worms for everyone!

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