Author Topic: Worst places to have sex?  (Read 5436 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

October 28, 2014, 03:29:32 AM

Offline Ayla

What's the worst place you can have sex in, in your opinion? :P

I once dated this guy, and we went to visit his almost 90 y.o. grandma, and while she went in the kitchen to bring us some snacks, he wanted to do it on her bed! OMG, talk about gross!

October 28, 2014, 03:45:37 AM
Reply #1

Offline Zodiac

That's so wrong, lol, mind you it would have been the first time in ages the bed got a good work out.

I had a mate that once tried to convince his girl to let him fuck her in a church. He'd had access to it as his family did work there and he was with her in the church with no one around. It seems kind of inappropriate to be having protected sex in a house of god. Don't you think?


October 28, 2014, 10:21:45 AM
Reply #2

Offline Fancy

Worse place for me was in my soon be exs office. 

Zodiac somewhere Plaything talked about having sex in a church and in a funeral home.

October 28, 2014, 07:19:10 PM
Reply #3

Offline Plaything

Yes, I did mention that . . .but the church sex was right before a wedding . . .and the funeral home sex was in the bathroom during the visitation, not the actual funeral.

Worse place to have sex . . .at my Deputy's parents house . . .

October 28, 2014, 08:54:34 PM
Reply #4

Offline Fancy

I figured you would say the worst place was at your Deputy's house when he was still married and sneaking around with you.  LMAO

I wouldn't want to have sex at my Momma and Daddy's it would be horrible to have Momma come strolling in while I was having sex.

October 28, 2014, 09:05:05 PM
Reply #5

Offline vile8r

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
I figured you would say the worst place was at your Deputy's house when he was still married and sneaking around with you.  LMAO

I wouldn't want to have sex at my Momma and Daddy's it would be horrible to have Momma come strolling in while I was having sex.

You two are funny! One of the worst places I ever had sex was with my girlfriend on the floor in the hallway of her sister's house. It was late in the afternoon, and her sister (or her sister's husband) could have showed up at any time from work! I was nervous as hell, but my girlfriend wanted it and who was I to say no? Why we couldn't have went another few feet into a bedroom, I don't know. We finished only minutes before her sister showed up and luckily she didn't notice the wet spot in the carpet in her hallway!  ;D

October 28, 2014, 09:59:55 PM
Reply #6

Offline Plaything

Hope she wasn't barefooted . . .haha

October 29, 2014, 02:47:20 PM
Reply #7

Offline Fancy

All I can say @Vile8r is she must have wanted you bad!!!!

October 29, 2014, 07:08:20 PM
Reply #8

Offline Plaything

I agree with Fancy . . .she must have needed you really bad if she couldn't even make it to the bedroom!   ;)

November 01, 2014, 08:41:56 AM
Reply #9

Offline Rancid

Let me think...hmm...why would I have sex in the worst place?
But, ok, I'll play, public bathrooms are gross.

November 01, 2014, 12:44:12 PM
Reply #10

Offline sweetness

Ooohhh public bathrooms are the worse way to nasty

November 03, 2014, 01:23:33 AM
Reply #11

Offline Zodiac

Yeah, I agree. Public bathrooms are a bit unsanitary for my liking.

November 03, 2014, 04:47:30 PM
Reply #12

Offline Dark

No public bathroom sex for me either l'd have to pass

November 04, 2014, 09:02:20 PM
Reply #13

Offline Plaything

Public bathrooms definitely ranks high on the list of worst places to have sex . . .I agree with the rest of you . . .way to nasty for me too!

December 03, 2014, 11:27:33 AM
Reply #14

Offline roselynngrace

Mine was in a tree... But that all me saying

December 03, 2014, 01:09:03 PM
Reply #15

Offline Dark

That beats mine.  Parking lot sex is fun though.

December 04, 2014, 07:02:57 PM
Reply #16

Offline Plaything

Parking lot sex is a lot of fun . . .not sure how it would work out for me in a tree . . .probably pretty bad. 

Rosa . . .you can't just throw that out there and leave it . . .you know we want details!

December 05, 2014, 10:00:31 PM
Reply #17

Offline roselynngrace

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
Parking lot sex is a lot of fun . . .not sure how it would work out for me in a tree . . .probably pretty bad. 

Rosa . . .you can't just throw that out there and leave it . . .you know we want details!



Lol it was ok just doggy style in a tree in the woods when a family friend of my fathers busted us lol

December 06, 2014, 11:13:15 PM
Reply #18

Offline Plaything

You got busted having sex in a tree?  Shakes my head . . .only you Rosa!   ;)

February 10, 2015, 04:40:19 PM
Reply #19

Offline Handfull

The worst place for me was (and I hope no one will be to grossed out), was in the morgue at the hospital I was working at on the autopsy table. 

It was the only place a certain nurse and I could be sure we wouldn't be bothered.