Author Topic: Vile8r's naughty joke!  (Read 989 times)

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May 22, 2015, 02:46:33 PM

Offline vile8r

A gorgeous blonde walks into a bar and orders a vodka and lime. She orders another and another and another, and before she knows it she's very drunk and can barely walk. A couple guys ask her if she wants a ride home and she says yes. They throw her in their car and rape the shit out of her in the backseat, then drop her off at her house.

The next night she's back at the bar again. Again she drinks vodka and lime until she's falling off her barstool. Again a couple guys give her a ride home, stop the car and fuck the hell out of her in the backseat.

This goes on for a couple more nights. Then one evening the blonde shows up again. She sits down at the bar and orders a beer.

"What the hell?" asked the bartender. "You're not drinking vodka tonight?"

"Nah," says the blonde. "That stuff is nasty. Don't know what the hell there is about it, but every time I drink it, the next day my pussy hurts like hell!"  ;D

May 23, 2015, 05:43:21 PM
Reply #1

Offline Plaything

Vile . . .you are so bad!

June 04, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Reply #2

Offline Dark

Good one Vile