Author Topic: True or false conversations  (Read 1832 times)

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August 01, 2016, 09:06:24 PM

Offline Jed

Post some conversations that either really happened or you made up, and then let people guess if they are true of false.  There's no need to wait for responses to pose another conversation, just quote the one you are responding to.

Here's my first one:

Once very late at a party and back in one of the bedrooms, a girl asked me a little put off, "Why does your dick taste like cigarettes?  I didn't think you were a smoker?"

I was at a loss of what to say, so I just blurted out, "I'm not a smoker.  That girl that blew me a couple hours ago is, so you must be tasting her. . . . "

August 02, 2016, 08:50:30 PM
Reply #1

Offline Plaything

I really, really hope that is false . . .haha  ;)

April 09, 2017, 07:28:45 AM
Reply #2

Offline Jed

Yes, that never happened.

Somebody else's turn now.

April 09, 2017, 04:41:40 PM
Reply #3

Offline vile8r

I bought a lottery ticket at a drugstore. I said to the young cutie behind the counter, "I hope I'm lucky tonight." She said to me, "Oh yes, getting lucky is always fun." She suddenly realized what she just said and turned about five shades of red. "Er, I mean I hope you're lucky with the lottery." I winked at her and said "Oh I knew what you meant." And then I laughed. Poor girl was flustered beyond belief.