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November 13, 2014, 11:51:33 PM
Reply #20

Offline Nyx

Holy shit where to start...

Broken ribs
Dislocated pelvis (twice)
Broken nose
Broken fingers (8 total)
Dislocated shoulder
Sprained ankle

And yes, these are just sex injuries lol

November 14, 2014, 12:15:59 AM
Reply #21

Offline Zodiac

wow. that's quite a list, Nyx

makes my twisted ankle and the small scar on my chin look pretty tame. How'd you manage a dislocated pelvis?

November 14, 2014, 03:06:30 AM
Reply #22

Offline Nyx

I'm six feet tall, and the guy I was dating at the time of the first incident was almost a foot taller than me. So somehow in our game of bed twister, I got my foot caught at the foot of the bed and when he thrusted I kinda tensed up and immediate intense pain followed. Thank god my son was at my parents' house (didn't have the twins yet) and he took me to the hospital and carried me up to the desk and I told the lady in a very loud and clear voice exactly what had happened. Everyone in the vicinity turned red as fuck and I just smiled.

The second time was actually pretty recent. That one was less fantastic. It's just that once it's been dislocated, it's a lot easier to do it again.

Since you didn't ask, but I'm now on a roll, the broken ribs, half the fingers, and broken nose were from back seat doggie style sex. In a moving car. Not one of my brightest ideas, but certainly memorable :)

November 14, 2014, 02:08:30 PM
Reply #23

Offline vile8r

Methinks you need a bigger car! LOL!

November 14, 2014, 07:23:43 PM
Reply #24

Offline Jed

Damn Nyx, many NFL football players don't have injuries like that in their whole careers.  You certainly have turned sex into a full contact sport.

November 14, 2014, 09:21:08 PM
Reply #25

Offline Nyx

I like to stay active.

November 15, 2014, 12:08:05 AM
Reply #26

Offline Plaything

Active is good . . . ;)

November 25, 2014, 03:55:10 PM
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Offline Tony V.

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This happened over thirty years ago:

While I was in the Military, I was awakened in my Dormitory room at 03:35 AM. I was an Athletic Trainer, As well as a Police Officer. As I opened the door, I was grabbed and taken to another room. There, was a young woman, and a fellow Airman holding a towel over his crotch. I didn't need a Soothsayer to tell me what had happened....

The young woman was giving the Airman Head, on the top bunk, she slipped, and bit down!! After I cleaned the blood away, and saw the perfect impressions of her teeth around the shaft of his cock. This resulted in a trip to the Infirmary, and sixty Sutures later......

Tony V.           

November 25, 2014, 09:21:01 PM
Reply #28

Offline Fancy

Oh God I bet that was painful and embarrassing.  Wonder if it left a scar and how he explains it

November 25, 2014, 09:59:14 PM
Reply #29

Offline Jed

Having been driving while that was occurring on a few occasions, I can say I always worried about being an amputee if there was an accident.  I guess that's living on the edge?

November 25, 2014, 10:19:03 PM
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Offline Tony V.

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When we got him to the Infirmary, he explained that he had slammed his cock in the bathroom door. The On - Duty Doctor, Nurse, and Orderly didn't buy a word of it!! But, that was how he explained it.....

Tony V.

November 25, 2014, 10:34:23 PM
Reply #31

Offline Jed

Yeah, those jagged teeth marks were obviously from a door......

November 26, 2014, 05:48:51 AM
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Offline Tony V.

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Fear and youth are a very dangerous combination when the threat of being Prosecuted under Military Justice is involved. The Airman in question was all of 20 or 21. The young woman was maybe 20. Alcohol was involved I found out later.......

Tony V.

November 26, 2014, 10:59:16 AM
Reply #33

Offline Dark

Kind of made me ache just thinking about teeth and stitches there.

November 26, 2014, 05:46:31 PM
Reply #34

Offline sweetness

O you know that had to hurt.  That sounds really bad to me

November 26, 2014, 10:34:23 PM
Reply #35

Offline Plaything

I have to agree . . .that sounds painful and embarrassing to say the very least . . .

November 29, 2014, 03:09:13 AM
Reply #36

Offline Nyx

I fell off the bed this morning and hit my head on my bookshelf. My boyfriend wanted to stop.  I yelled "get to the chopper" and jumped back on the bed and onto him. I think after that he was scared to not finish. He insisted we go to the hospital later and as it turns out I had a concussion. I'm going to die having sex someday.

November 29, 2014, 10:27:09 AM
Reply #37

Offline Jed

What Nyx!  Again?

I did notice you were absent for a day or so, just figured it was holiday stuff or something.  Hope you are OK.

November 29, 2014, 10:42:54 AM
Reply #38

Offline Nyx

Oh yeah I'm fine. We did have holiday stuff going on. I was out of the house all freaking day on Thursday.

November 29, 2014, 08:47:37 PM
Reply #39

Offline Plaything

Glad to hear you are ok!  I keep thinking you are gonna turn up on that tv show 'Sex sent me to the ER' haha