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October 24, 2014, 05:03:19 AM

Offline Zodiac

So this is similar to the bad sex experience thread but a little more specific. wondering if any of you have suffered any injuries during the act. Anything minor or major?. Banged your head on the wall during a some passionate love making?, gone a little too far during the role play and accidentally dislocated your slave's shoulder when you tied their hands behind their back? put it in here so we can all share. :)

October 24, 2014, 08:51:13 PM
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Offline Fancy

OMG I was watching this show the other night called 'Sex landed me in the ER'  totally had me enthralled.  It's true you can get hurt having sex.

October 24, 2014, 09:38:10 PM
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Offline Plaything

Seriously?  There's a tv show about that?  I want to be surprised but I'm really not . . .maybe I'll have to check it out.

Can't say that I've ever had a serious sex injury . . . rolled off the bed a time or two and sometimes I've had bruises from hand cuffs but nothing major.

October 24, 2014, 11:19:10 PM
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Offline Zodiac

Yeah there's a show. seems to indicate injuries during sex are more common than I thought. I read the other day about a couple having sex in the ocean and getting stuck together, unable to pull apart from one another. It said how they tried to waddle to shore and it took sometime to be separated apparently.

Remind me not to have sex in the ocean anytime soon, lol.

October 25, 2014, 03:15:42 AM
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Offline Ayla

I don't remember having to deal with any sex injuries, except for the occasional muscle soreness :P But nothing too serious. I'm glad though!! Can't imagine anything more embarrassing than a trip to the hospital!

October 25, 2014, 04:40:09 AM
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Offline Zodiac

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I don't remember having to deal with any sex injuries, except for the occasional muscle soreness :P But nothing too serious. I'm glad though!! Can't imagine anything more embarrassing than a trip to the hospital!

"Hey doc, I need you to remove this from my ass. yeah...I fell on it...I swear"

That would be an interesting conversation to have at the ER, that's for sure.

October 25, 2014, 09:33:28 AM
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Offline Jed

I've had friends that worked at ERs.  People coming in with things stuck in their ass is actually common.

My favorite story was not exactly due to a sex act.  This guy apparently pissed off his GF right after sex.  When he bent down to get his pants and leave, she took her round hair brush and shoved it up his ass.....bristles first.

At the hospital when they removed it, it pulled his insides out of his body and perforated them.

As for myself, I think I've gotten a cramp in my calf before.  I may have also banged a girl's head off the headboard a few times.  So, nothing serious.

October 25, 2014, 01:40:19 PM
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Offline Fancy

Oh I hate when I get a leg cramp during sex.  Those things hurt so bad.  I have had my head banged against the wall and the head board and that does hurt.  But thankfully I have never had to go to the ER.  You'd be shocked at some of the things on that show, some of it is really funny and some of it is really shocking. 

October 25, 2014, 03:23:16 PM
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Offline Plaything

Oooowwww . . .a hairbrush up his ass . . .I know that had to hurt!  Poor guy!  Bet he was careful not to piss her off again!

October 25, 2014, 10:29:28 PM
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Offline Zodiac

He might have deserved it. Not that I'm condoning it, but he might have had it coming.

October 25, 2014, 10:40:04 PM
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Offline Jed

The friend that told me about it, said a few months later he saw the guy on a bus.  The guy recognized him and was obviously embarressed and got off the bus probably not at his stop.

October 26, 2014, 05:40:26 AM
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Offline Ayla

Jed, when reading your reply, I was so concentrated at thinking how the hell does a hairbrush get stuck in such a little hole, I honestly thought you were comparing a hairbrush in the ass with a calf cramp! LOL.. I still can't stop laughing!

October 26, 2014, 09:10:59 AM
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Offline Jed

Nope, I was not  making any analogy.  Apparently only the handle was visible it was shoved in so far.  The round part with bristles all the way around was all the way in.  Because the bristles bent as it went in, it was not a fun thing getting it out.  Like I said, it pulled his insides out when they did it.

I'm assuming his GF drove him to the hospital or they called an ambulance.  It's sure he didn't drive.

October 26, 2014, 12:08:49 PM
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Offline sweetness

Lmao Zodiac l was thinking that too

October 26, 2014, 03:19:15 PM
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Offline Plaything

Ok, just thinking about that makes me cringe . . .poor guy . . .

October 27, 2014, 04:08:19 AM
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Offline Ayla

Me too! Talk about AUCH!
We see such things in cartoons and funny movies, but they use props. Not so funny when something like this happens in real life....

November 13, 2014, 09:25:52 PM
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Offline Plaything

I finally saw the show 'Sex Sent Me To The ER . . .me and my Deputy laughed so hard during the whole thing . . .it may be our new favorite thing to watch on tv . . .haha

November 13, 2014, 10:23:43 PM
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Offline vile8r

A girlfriend bit me on the shoulder one time. THAT hurt! Really dug her teeth in.

November 13, 2014, 11:05:53 PM
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Offline Fancy

well yeah vile8r that counts.  What did you do to make her bite you??  Did you call her the wrong name??  Cause if you did I might want to bite you to.  lmao

November 13, 2014, 11:20:58 PM
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Offline vile8r

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well yeah vile8r that counts.  What did you do to make her bite you??  Did you call her the wrong name??  Cause if you did I might want to bite you to.  lmao

It was just one of those "caught up in the throes of passion" kind of moments. Usually she would just give me a good dig in the back with her fingernails, but that night she decided to use her teeth. OW!