Author Topic: It's just funny!  (Read 18869 times)

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April 10, 2015, 03:19:16 PM
Reply #80

Offline sweetness

Sounds lIke my mom

April 11, 2015, 09:11:28 PM
Reply #81

Offline Plaything

Haha . . .Sweetness!

April 12, 2015, 12:12:17 PM
Reply #82

Offline Dark

I think l will leave that one alone

April 12, 2015, 04:56:15 PM
Reply #83

Offline yotomit

do i evan what to know why it sounds like ur mom sweetness

April 13, 2015, 12:04:26 PM
Reply #84

Offline Plaything


April 13, 2015, 12:23:38 PM
Reply #85

Offline yotomit

yes ... yes it does

May 23, 2015, 05:42:22 PM
Reply #86

Offline Plaything


My Deputy tries to say this is us . . .

May 28, 2015, 09:47:25 PM
Reply #87

Offline Jed

Actually, I probably take more space in bed.  But then all the dogs we've ever had insist on sleeping between us.  I would refer to them as the contraceptive devices.

May 29, 2015, 12:02:09 PM
Reply #88

Offline Fancy

i'm no bed hog but i do like my covers. 

May 29, 2015, 08:56:53 PM
Reply #89

Offline Plaything

I don't know how he can even say that . . .he kills me . . .he has to be touching me all night long . . .we literally sleep on the edge of our bed almost on top of each other . . .if I roll over he's all over me . . .

May 29, 2015, 09:01:17 PM
Reply #90

Offline Jed

I remember being like that.

May 30, 2015, 11:29:42 AM
Reply #91

Offline Plaything

Haha . . .is it a distant memory Jed?

May 30, 2015, 02:37:07 PM
Reply #92

Offline sweetness

Just kind know his off u PT n tell him 2 get on his side I can't stand being smothered when I want 2 sleep

June 04, 2015, 03:24:26 PM
Reply #93

Offline Dark

I have no idea what sweetness is trying to say in that post but l like my space in bed.

June 13, 2015, 11:19:26 AM
Reply #94

Offline Jed

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Haha . . .is it a distant memory Jed?

The other night we were all cuddled up and touching each other from 10:30Pm to 5AM, when she got up and went to the couch.  She had a cold and coughed all night, so I got to sleep from 5 to 7, and then went to work by 8.

I suppose it was romantic for a while.....

June 13, 2015, 01:48:46 PM
Reply #95

Offline sweetness

Romeo Jed lmao

June 14, 2015, 11:35:27 AM
Reply #96

Offline Dark

Jed it's great that you have romance sometimes our women make it really hard on us cough cough cough

June 21, 2015, 09:44:01 PM
Reply #97

Offline Zodiac

I don't know what it is with the women I meet and them wanting to spoon in bed. Now they want my to be behind them which I wouldn't mind if I wasn't far more concerned about choking to death from asphyxiation as a result of the girls hair smothering me during the night. face to face is ok, but not if she is going to sleep in the fetal position and knee me in the balls.


June 21, 2015, 09:59:35 PM
Reply #98

Offline Jed

About half the time these days I'm spooning with a girl, it's my German Shepard.

February 09, 2016, 05:13:36 PM
Reply #99

Offline Jed

A guy walks into a Subway Restaurant and says to the cute girl behind the counter, "I have a craving for a sub."

"Of course Sir, what would you like?"

"Sir isn't too bad, but I prefer Master, and let's start with you on your knees."