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December 11, 2014, 11:38:43 AM
Reply #40

Offline Fancy

LMAO what was that from Jed??

December 11, 2014, 06:19:24 PM
Reply #41

Online Jed

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LMAO what was that from Jed??

Some show that came on at midnight on the Comedy Channel.  It was an off the cuff remark by a woman on the show.  It had me laughing.

December 12, 2014, 10:31:42 AM
Reply #42

Offline Fancy

I thought it was a good line

January 01, 2015, 08:17:43 PM
Reply #43

Online Jed

Mistyping can be funny.  One time on another site I was talking about the animals I have in a chat room.  So at one point I typed, "I have 4 ducks."  The thing is with the 'u' key right next to the 'i' key, I mistyped 'ducks'.  Coincidentally there were 4 women in chat, so one of them quipped back, "Oooooooo, one for each of us."

When I was looking for a house many years ago, someone showed me an ad that read, "House 4 sale, 4BR, 2.5 bath w/ huge dick for entertaining."  When I tell that story, I sometimes get back from a girl, "Hey, I want a huge dick for entertaining."

In my defense, the 'u' key is a lot loser to the 'i' key than the 'e' key is, so how did they make that mistake?  If it was a mistake...LOL

January 01, 2015, 10:32:52 PM
Reply #44

Offline Plaything

I just love auto correct . . .

January 02, 2015, 12:57:37 PM
Reply #45

Offline sweetness

I'm always sending texts that say stuff l didn't mean to say

January 03, 2015, 03:43:14 PM
Reply #46

Online Jed

A man and wife are making love one warm evening without the covers.  The wife looks past her husband's moving body and exclaims, "Oh no."
The husband pauses in his thrusting, turns and sees his 10 year old son standing there with his hand over his mouth with a comical shocked look on his face.  The husband can't help himself and starts laughing.  The boy screams and runs out of the room.
The wife admonishes her laughing husband and says, "You need to go find him and tell him everything is OK."
"What, now?"
"Yes, now."
The husband gets off his wife, puts on a robe and goes to the boy's bedroom, but he's not there.  He goes further down the hall and hears moans and grunts coming from grandma's room.  Worried he opens the door.  He sees his son's bare humping buttocks between grandma's widely spread legs and yells, "OH MY GOD!!!"
The boy turns and says, "Not so funny when it's your mom is it?"

January 03, 2015, 10:06:28 PM
Reply #47

Offline Plaything

Yeah . . .that is pretty funny!

February 10, 2015, 09:18:09 PM
Reply #48

Offline Plaything


My Deputy sent this to me . . .I think he is worried . . .

February 13, 2015, 10:16:50 AM
Reply #49

Offline Fancy

OMG that seriously had me LOL that is toooooooooooooo funny I love it going to share it with some of my friends to

February 19, 2015, 03:56:13 PM
Reply #50

Offline Plaything


February 19, 2015, 04:14:53 PM
Reply #51

Offline yotomit

well normally yea ill agree with that

February 19, 2015, 08:25:16 PM
Reply #52

Offline Plaything

Yeah . . .we all know you all are only playing dumb . . .you know exactly what you did . . .

February 19, 2015, 10:29:19 PM
Reply #53

Offline yotomit

unfortunately to be honest im achualy that dumb

February 19, 2015, 10:50:04 PM
Reply #54

Offline Plaything

Nah . . .it's just a guy thing . . .all guys are guilty of it!

February 20, 2015, 11:59:31 AM
Reply #55

Offline sweetness

It's Def a guy thing they look at you an say WHat????

February 20, 2015, 09:06:52 PM
Reply #56

Offline Plaything


Hey Jed. . . didn't you tell me you were looking for a camper?  haha

February 20, 2015, 09:38:10 PM
Reply #57

Online Jed

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Hey Jed. . . didn't you tell me you were looking for a camper?  haha

Yeah, but not sure I want to pedal it....LOL

February 20, 2015, 09:41:33 PM
Reply #58

Online Jed

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Yeah, I am often completely clueless why she's mad.  And it's unlikely she can explain it to me in a way that makes any sense.

February 20, 2015, 11:27:04 PM
Reply #59

Offline Plaything