Author Topic: Funny Things To Say After Sex . . .  (Read 8761 times)

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November 17, 2014, 11:28:11 PM
Reply #40

Offline Zodiac

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Did I just have sex with you ( the man starts crying)


May I ask what your response to the man breaking down and crying was Rosa?

must have been damn awkward lol.

November 18, 2014, 10:04:38 AM
Reply #41

Offline Plaything

When I first met my Deputy, as most already know, he was married to someone else, anyhow, we had this really mind blowing sex . . .we're laying there in bed all curled up together and his phone rings . . .he's like 'Oh shit, my wife is gonna kill me. . .' Yeah, that kinda killed it . . .

November 18, 2014, 01:25:01 PM
Reply #42

Offline sweetness

Yea I've had a few of those l'm like dont tell her dumbass

November 18, 2014, 08:41:41 PM
Reply #43

Offline Fancy

Ok this made me laugh.  Surely he wasn't planning on going home and telling her??

November 19, 2014, 01:18:17 PM
Reply #44

Offline Dark

Plaything that wasn't a very smooth move on your deputy's part.  And l'm sure it didn't make you very happy.  If l was in bed with you naked the wife at home would have been the last thing on my mind.

November 19, 2014, 08:40:12 PM
Reply #45

Offline Plaything

Haha . . .well, he started turning his phone off after that . . .

November 19, 2014, 09:28:20 PM
Reply #46

Online Jed

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When I first met my Deputy, as most already know, he was married to someone else, anyhow, we had this really mind blowing sex . . .we're laying there in bed all curled up together and his phone rings . . .he's like 'Oh shit, my wife is gonna kill me. . .' Yeah, that kinda killed it . . .

Don't look at it that way.  He's a really decent guy.  While he may have with all his heart and soul wanted to be with you, a part of him felt guilty, hence his response to the phone ringing.  If he was an ass, he would not have felt guilty at all and not said a word.

November 19, 2014, 09:30:39 PM
Reply #47

Offline Plaything

Yes, I know he felt guilty . . .because he really is a good guy . . .

November 19, 2014, 10:57:15 PM
Reply #48

Offline Fancy

Well he should have felt guilty he was a married man after all.  At least he do the right thing and left her and didn't just sneak around behind her back.