Author Topic: Funny Things To Say After Sex . . .  (Read 9042 times)

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October 07, 2014, 02:05:55 AM
Reply #20

Offline vile8r

One time a girl I was dating, asked me if I loved her, after we'd had sex. I paused for a second and said "Well, I loved the sex." Not the right thing to say, I decided, as I walked home.

October 07, 2014, 09:49:38 AM
Reply #21

Offline Fancy

I can understand why you were walking home Vile8r. 

October 07, 2014, 01:19:06 PM
Reply #22

Offline sweetness

You did good Vile8r why do people confuse good sex with love?

October 08, 2014, 11:00:15 PM
Reply #23

Offline Fancy

Some people actually think they can't just have sex with anyone unless it's a serious relationship. 

October 11, 2014, 11:05:26 PM
Reply #24

Offline Plaything

You woke me up for that?

October 12, 2014, 02:06:18 AM
Reply #25

Offline Jed

Oh I woke you?  Sorry, I tried to move slow and careful......

October 12, 2014, 03:38:32 PM
Reply #26

Offline Plaything

On second thought, lets turn the lights back off

October 13, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Reply #27

Offline Swagawa

"That was a lot of fun [Insert Different Person's Name]."

October 14, 2014, 05:19:24 AM
Reply #28

Offline Ayla

So.... these are real lines you guys said or heard in bed right after sex? O.M.G.!!

I think I'd prefer it if the guy falls asleep right after, I'd slap him silly if he told me some of the things I read here :D heheh

October 14, 2014, 04:11:12 PM
Reply #29

Offline Fancy

I think it would be the last time he was in bed with me if he said some of these things.

October 14, 2014, 06:26:22 PM
Reply #30

Offline Plaything

Haha . . .these are just random things that people claim have been said to them . . .I've never had anyone say anything like that to me . . .

October 15, 2014, 10:25:20 PM
Reply #31

Offline santino

The door is on the right side.. (Goes to sleep..Zzz)

October 16, 2014, 05:09:35 PM
Reply #32

Offline Fancy

Oh my God I forgot to bring my antibiotics.

October 16, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
Reply #33

Offline santino

I'll Just Play Online...

November 04, 2014, 09:04:51 PM
Reply #34

Offline Plaything

Can you lock the door on your way out . . .

November 15, 2014, 11:53:29 AM
Reply #35

Offline roselynngrace

Was that cock deep enough in you

Did I hurt you

Was that fun for you it was for me

I fucked you like a horse would a pig

OMG your dirty now go take a shower

Did I just have sex with you ( the man starts crying)

P.S. yes these really happened to me sadly lol

November 15, 2014, 03:37:07 PM
Reply #36

Offline sweetness

Some guys are just asswipes and can't help but say stupid stuff.  When a guy says something stupid like that to me l always say damn that must be some drug you gave me to get me into bed cuz no way l would even look your way if l weren't drugged and delusional.

November 16, 2014, 01:17:54 PM
Reply #37

Offline Dark

My dear Rosie you deserve better.  I apologize for the members of my sex who would say anything like to you or any other girl.

November 16, 2014, 03:19:02 PM
Reply #38

Offline roselynngrace

It OK some men are stupid some our sweet like my brothers Jed n Vile

November 16, 2014, 07:13:01 PM
Reply #39

Offline Plaything

Rosa . . .did you say Jed and Vile are sweet? haha