Author Topic: Funny Things To Say After Sex . . .  (Read 8752 times)

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September 25, 2014, 08:29:21 PM

Offline Plaything

"Stay where you are . . .it'll only take me a minute to tweet this"

September 25, 2014, 08:29:45 PM
Reply #1

Offline Plaything

Smile for the camera . . .

September 27, 2014, 05:36:05 PM
Reply #2

Offline sweetness

Shhhh did you hear that l think my bf is home.

September 27, 2014, 09:31:44 PM
Reply #3

Offline vile8r

"Ummmm, I think I lost the key."  ;D

September 27, 2014, 10:13:39 PM
Reply #4

Offline Jed

You see!  I told you when you started thrashing around the knots would get too tight.

September 28, 2014, 03:25:10 PM
Reply #5

Offline Fancy

OOooooo tied up with knots.

September 28, 2014, 03:38:06 PM
Reply #6

Offline sweetness

Is it over already?

September 28, 2014, 10:03:54 PM
Reply #7

Offline Fancy


September 28, 2014, 11:26:57 PM
Reply #8

Offline Fancy

I hope you don't expect a raise for this

what's your name again?

how much do I owe you?

September 29, 2014, 04:31:49 PM
Reply #9

Offline sweetness


September 29, 2014, 06:11:19 PM
Reply #10

Offline Fancy

Some of them are kind of mean.  You might even get slapped if you really said that to someone.

September 29, 2014, 08:12:22 PM
Reply #11

Offline Plaything

Haha . . .yeah, some of them are a little mean . . .but funny too.

That was better than I expected

September 29, 2014, 08:41:46 PM
Reply #12

Offline Fancy

I heard a guy say that one time he asked a girl how he was after sex and she told him he was in the top 50!!!!!  He wasn't happy about it either.  LMAO

September 29, 2014, 09:49:20 PM
Reply #13

Offline Jed

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I heard a guy say that one time he asked a girl how he was after sex and she told him he was in the top 50!!!!!  He wasn't happy about it either.  LMAO

Wow, not even the top 10......

Guessing neither was inclined to continue.

September 30, 2014, 09:00:21 AM
Reply #14

Offline sweetness

Now that might piss me off

September 30, 2014, 09:35:16 PM
Reply #15

Offline Plaything

I bet that bruised someone's ego . . .haha

October 01, 2014, 11:25:23 AM
Reply #16

Offline Fancy

I would think so I mean everyone wants to think they are good when it comes to sex.  I have never had any complaints

October 02, 2014, 09:34:27 PM
Reply #17

Offline Plaything

Can't say that I've ever had any complaints either . . .  ;)

October 05, 2014, 12:07:07 PM
Reply #18

Offline sweetness

I have complained a couple times but trust me it was really really bad

October 05, 2014, 03:34:02 PM
Reply #19

Offline Plaything

Why does that comment not surprise me at all . . . ;)