Author Topic: Funny animal stories  (Read 2076 times)

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February 10, 2015, 10:59:45 PM

Offline Jed

My brother in law plays with his pit bull Dozer using a laser pointer.  The dog will go crazy trying to catch the light on the wall, floor or wherever.  One day he aimed the light from the back bedroom up the hall and into the kitchen, the dog was trying to catch it the whole way.  My sister was cooking in the kitchen, so he put the laser on her butt.  What happened next was very funny to everyone except my sister.....

February 11, 2015, 10:31:28 AM
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Offline Plaything

Ugh . . .what happened next . . .you can't just leave us hanging like that Jed . . .

February 11, 2015, 01:26:55 PM
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Offline sweetness

Do tell more jed l like hot animal storys

February 11, 2015, 02:58:56 PM
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Offline Plaything

It's funny animal stories not hot animal stories!  Geez . . . ;)

February 11, 2015, 05:16:13 PM
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Offline Handfull

Ah yes, nothing like laser play with animals. We have a large flock? Herd? of wild turkeys living in our area. I've used a green laser to get 9 or 10 of them chasing around in a circle on the front yard. Green works much better then red. Probably because the green is much, much brighter. Anyway, they are funny to watch as they almost fight with each other to get to the spot of green light.  8)

February 11, 2015, 08:43:09 PM
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Offline Plaything

So, I know this guy who has these two dachshunds, we'll say one is named Lenny . . .anyhow, these little dachshunds think they should get to do whatever they want, which I think annoys this guy.  The other night, he shut the bedroom door on them and of course it hurt their little feelings . . .so they howled and scratched at the door wanting in . . .which annoyed the guy even more . . .so he gets up . . .takes their cage apart, takes it to the basement and throws them in jail, so to speak . . .well that just pissed the poor little dachshunds off even more so they howled even louder . . .yeah, this just annoyed the guy more so he gets up and drags an air purifier in the bedroom and turns it on high to drown the howling out . . .all this occurs at 3am . . . I was laughing so hard as he explained to me that he had put poor sweet little Lenny in dachshund jail . . .I'd so have to bust Lenny out!  haha

February 11, 2015, 08:47:37 PM
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Offline Jed

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So, I know this guy who has these two dachshunds, we'll say one is named Lenny . . .anyhow, these little dachshunds think they should get to do whatever they want, which I think annoys this guy.  The other night, he shut the bedroom door on them and of course it hurt their little feelings . . .so they howled and scratched at the door wanting in . . .which annoyed the guy even more . . .so he gets up . . .takes their cage apart, takes it to the basement and throws them in jail, so to speak . . .well that just pissed the poor little dachshunds off even more so they howled even louder . . .yeah, this just annoyed the guy more so he gets up and drags an air purifier in the bedroom and turns it on high to drown the howling out . . .all this occurs at 3am . . . I was laughing so hard as he explained to me that he had put poor sweet little Lenny in dachshund jail . . .I'd so have to bust Lenny out!  haha

Hey!!!!  I told you that in confidence!!

February 11, 2015, 08:48:51 PM
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Offline Plaything

Hey, I didn't mention your name anywhere . . .

February 11, 2015, 09:43:21 PM
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Offline yotomit

now when u say funny animal stories are we talking like when that crazy couzen danced with a deer or the idiot who didnt get the memo that skunks do hand stands before spraying u

February 13, 2015, 09:50:32 AM
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Offline Fancy

Yes Yotomit I think that is exactly what they are talking about.