Author Topic: Another naughty joke  (Read 907 times)

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June 09, 2015, 07:04:24 PM

Offline vile8r

An old couple are celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The old woman says to her husband, "Oh honey, remember when we were newlyweds and we used to always have Sunday breakfast in the nude? Why don't we do that again? We haven't done that in years."

The old man scowls. "Oh dear, that was years ago! We're too old for that nonsense now."

"Oh come on, it would mean so much to me," says the old lady.

Finally the old man agrees. So the next morning, the two of them come downstairs buck naked and sit down across from each other at the breakfast table.

The old lady looks at her husband of 60 years and smiles.

"Oh my, it's just like when I was your young pretty bride. I'm feeling all hot and tingly, just like back then."

The old man nods. "Yeah and I can see why. You got one tit hanging in your coffee and the other's laying in your porridge!"