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January 01, 2015, 01:01:25 PM

Offline Jed

At risk of starting the same boring threads I've seen before of what celebrity you'd want to fuck, I saw some news yesterday that Giada De Laurentiis was filing for divorce.  At 44 she is still so incredibly hot.....hec, her mom is still hot!

It's strange to have the thought pop in your head that maybe I got a shot at her now.  I remember my grandfather saying the same thing when Elizabeth Taylor had one of her many divorces.  Of course he was and I am married, so I guess I'll have to pass on Giada.  I hope the poor girl can handle the rejection.....LOL.

Once I was watching the Food Network and the wife came home and the conversation went like this:
"What are you watching?"
"Giada," I said not taking my eyes off Giada's cleavage.
"How long have you been watching?"
"About 3 maybe 4 hours, it's a marathon of just Giada," I responded still intent on her cleavage.
"What has she made so far?"
"I don't know........"

January 01, 2015, 03:10:04 PM
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Offline Plaything

Well, now we know why we aren't seeing much of Jed!

I'd enjoy some Johnny Depp time . . . ;)

or the guy who plays Dean on Supernatural . . .I just love the Dean attitude . . .

January 01, 2015, 04:00:31 PM
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Offline Jed

I did watch an episode of Giada on the Food Network yesterday, and I did stare at her cleavage.  No, I don't recall what she cooked.

February 22, 2015, 06:38:58 PM
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Offline bulldog1975

Okay I will fess up.

I would abuse Rachel Ray every way possible and then make her cook for me.

February 22, 2015, 11:09:06 PM
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Offline Jed


I'm still trying to figure out how it would be anatomically possible to shove my face in her abundant cleavage and my cock in that beautiful wide mouth of hers.

February 23, 2015, 10:34:24 AM
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Offline vile8r

These weren't celebrities, but yesterday I was flipping through channels and came across GSN ( Game Show Network ). They were having a Family Feud marathon. Now I have not watched this show in a rather long time. I remember watching it as a kid when Richard Dawson was the host, and I know over the years they've went through a number of different hosts. But that's not what I'm getting at.

I caught a glimpse of a couple of the contestants.....and damn! There was this blonde woman who was in her early to mid 40s, and just smokin'! And along with her was her equally hot blonde daughter, who looked to be in her early 20s. So I watched the show for a little while and was quite pleased at the line up of some other very hot contestants, all of them just ordinary, suburban Americans,!

February 23, 2015, 10:46:03 AM
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Offline Nyx

Zoey Deutch. She is just fucking perfect. I also want Sly.

February 23, 2015, 10:39:38 PM
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Offline Plaything

Timothy Olyphant

February 25, 2015, 02:39:34 AM
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Offline vile8r

Up here in Canada, we have this celebrity pastry chef named Anna Olson. She is my opinion anyway!

March 01, 2015, 08:30:15 AM
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Offline Zodiac

Emma Stone. What I would give for a night alone with her. Andrew Garfield is a lucky man indeed. well, not since losing his role as spider-man. But he's lucky to have a sexy girl like Emma in his life.

March 01, 2015, 08:21:43 PM
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Offline Plaything

Timothy Olyphant . . .I want him . . .

March 02, 2015, 12:13:05 AM
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Offline Jed

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Timothy Olyphant . . .I want him . . .

I'll see what I can do since you mentioned him twice, however my kidnapping plans up to this point have almost always had female targets.  I have thought about ripping the nuts off a guy in Tennessee on more than one occasion, just not forcibly taking him anywhere after.

March 02, 2015, 10:24:34 AM
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Offline Plaything

Yeah, I keep telling my Deputy that as much as I love and adore him that if Timothy knocks on the door . . .well, I'm outta here . . .haha!

March 02, 2015, 05:22:04 PM
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Offline bulldog1975

I've been watching episodes of Dr. Who on Netflix.  I have a raging lust for Billy Piper who plays Rose in the series.  She has a trashiness about her that I find strangely appealing.  I'd also do her mother.

I know, I know.

I'm incorrigible.   ;D

March 03, 2015, 03:48:06 PM
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Offline sweetness

Give me sam off supernatural

March 03, 2015, 08:09:18 PM
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Offline Fancy

If you get Sam then just give me Dean

March 09, 2015, 09:20:49 AM
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Offline Nyx

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I've been watching episodes of Dr. Who on Netflix.  I have a raging lust for Billy Piper who plays Rose in the series.  She has a trashiness about her that I find strangely appealing.  I'd also do her mother.

I know, I know.

I'm incorrigible.   ;D

If we're talking Doctor Who, I love Amelia Pond and Clara Oswald. I can't even tell you what the actresses names are...they're both fucking hot. As far as Doctors, I LOVE Matt Smith. I dated a guy once who kinda looks like him.

March 15, 2015, 10:50:45 PM
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Offline Tony V.

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Two women on T V right now whom drive me nuts, are the female detective in "Backstrom", and the female Dr on "Gotham" God they get this Old Cop F'ing HOT!! I can't even google their names without them getting me HARD!!

Of course My Beloved likes the extra attention....

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March 20, 2015, 10:05:10 AM
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Offline Plaything

Have I mentioned that I really want Timothy Olyphant . . . cause God I would love to have just a few hours alone with this guy . . .

March 22, 2015, 02:08:46 AM
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Offline Valfreyja

Olivia Wilde.

Or Amanda Tapping